Profound Science Fiction Discussion Topic

If there are aliens who get it together enough to come to our planet, maybe we should just let them run things. What do you mean they want to eat us? Oh noooooooooo!
The topic is: What makes humans so delicious? Does it have something to do with marbling?

Addendum

Please do not misconstrue this observation as a criticism. Mythology without freaky stuff is like a book finale without Aginor and Balthamel.

Mythology Corner

People believed all kinds of crazy junk, but if you look closely, a lot of those stories are just somebody's fetish.