How Dungeons & Dragons Can Succeed as a Movie Franchise

Release separate Dungeons movies and Dragons movies. Everyone will see the dragon one and then rent the dungeon one to get the whole story.

Thoughts on Starfield

None, because I'm waiting for the Garfield collab DLC.

Do you think they might do something like that? You just realized it isn't actually impossible, didn't you? Business is a strange place.

Trivia Corner

The planet in Dune was going to be called "Baracus," but Frank Herbert couldn't get the rights.

Then the Spinoff

A crossover series about people who had cursed weapons at some point. Some stories would be sad, some happy, some bittersweet. Most would end up being comedic. It's hard to take the premise seriously for that long.

Sober Reflection

You can make fun of Re:Zero collaboration events all day, but if there had been a section in The Fires of Heaven where Elric showed up and went on an adventure with Mat, everyone would have voted that the best fantasy book of all time.

A Horror Story

Once a small indie studio made a game. When they tried to test it, they discovered . . . Re:Zero had already collabed with it! Dun dun dun!

Broadening the Playerbase

What kind of collaboration events would such a game have? Hatsune Miku, obviously. Remember that time Miku was turning people into zombies in her magic nightmare kingdom? We all do. After that, Detective Conan. teaming up with non-detective Conan.