Addendum

You can, if you're being needlessly thorough, add in whether he can spell "questionnaire" without looking it up. I admit that I cannot. Hey, there's another question for the list. You see how it is. Pointless questions proliferate while the pointed go unaddressed.

Addendum

And Artifact, but you know. We all know.

The Fundamental Dishonesty of Crossovers

If Spider-Man played any card game, it would be Duel Masters. Whom are these jokers trying to fool?

Q&A with a Famous Author

Q. What made you start writing?

A. I wanted to write Harry Potter fanfiction.

Q. I see. And how would you describe your novels now?

A. Disguised Harry Potter fanfiction.