Merchandising Opportunity

People need special gloves to read books. Nobody realizes it so far, and it's your job to convince them, sell them the gloves, and pay me for the idea. Get on it.

The Problem with Literature As It Stands

It's really hard to sell DLC for it. There are atlases and occasionally revised editions, but that doesn't get the job done. How can we fix this? Pay $4.99 to add your favorite Love Lives to a book?

"The townsfolk gave Garid directions" becomes "Nico Yazawa gave Garid directions." What would you pay for that?

The Bright Side

Now that games are dead, we'll all have much more time to spend reading blogs, commenting on blogs, and throwing money at writers of blogs. It's like horse armor, but you don't get armor and there's no horse. Possibly a horse face though.