Addendum

You can prove it wasn't a real leak now though.

You Can't Prove This Isn't a Real Leak

I can't believe the Switch 2 is actually an e-reader that can play Snake! What a change in direction! It looks like ebooks win again.

Addendum

People just flip to the back of the book before they decide to read it anyway. I can't explain this inhuman behavior, but I must accept it.

Impediments to Progress

We have to confront this pressing issue boldly. The only reason fantasy and science fiction novel randomizers don't exist the way they do for your favorite NES games is because we would find out it doesn't much matter what order things happen in so long as there are dragons or spaceships in there somewhere.

Nintendo Direct

That sure was a lot of remakes. Super Mario RPG, Thousand Year Door, Overlord . . . Unicorn Overlord? Buhhhhhhh? *record scratch* *monocle popping noise*

You all remember Overlord, right?

Nintendo Direct News and Analysis

Where can I find some of that? I can only watch the Various Daylife trailer so many times, fellas. I would also like to say that I hate the Fire Emblem main character's design so much that I like it. It feels like it has some real enthusiasm behind it, which I prefer to something bland. Bylandeth.

Farewell to Dragalia Lost

I don't really have anything to say about it, but attention must be paid. I can't believe they didn't put Link in it. It had more collabs with Capcom games than Nintendo. Come on, fellas.

Mobile Gaming News

Did Dragalia . . . win?
No, but you have to say that for legal reasons. Cosmic legality.

The End of Science Fiction

New Switch with an OLED screen? There's nothing left to speculate. We've figured everything out.

The Coronation

Talking about things like "winning E3" is ridiculous. Now that we've all agreed to pretend to be reasonable, Nintendo won E3 by talking about games that might come out this year instead of concentrating on ones that probably won't make next year. That Breath of the Wild 2 bit hurt that a little, but what else can a publisher do in the face of Genshin Impact supremacy?