Trend Banquet

Toast: Indestructible fighting body.
Boast: Census takers who get in a mess.

Trends 4.7

Abort: Sphinx riders.
Forte: Indestructible fighting bodies.

Trend Revolution

Sux: Enchanted greaves.
Crux: Sphinx riders.

Addendum

The real taste of today is legs. Enchanted greaves are simply one manifestation of that. Remember that asymmetricality is not only permitted but encouraged these days.

Trends Cross Over Years

Pawned: Power ribbons.
Donned: Enchanted greaves.

Trends Circulate Like Magma Beneath the Crust

Rotted: Non-evil empires.
Allotted: Power ribbons

As the Seasons Change, So Too Do the Trends

Through: Intelligent armor that sounds like your parents.
New: Non-evil empires.

You Can Never Step in the Same Trend Twice

Obsolete: Non-horse riding animals
On the beat: Intelligent armor that sounds like your parents

Trend Transcend

Bad: Atmospheric reentry
Rad: Non-horse riding animals

Trend Mend

Done: A language people understand without having learned it.
Fun: Atmospheric reentry.

Keeping Up With Trends, I Tell You

Rickety: Someone who has lived his entire life on a spaceship.
Victory: A language people understand without having learned it.

Trends on the Mend

Tellar: A random henchman who's shockingly well-informed on an esoteric subject.
Stellar: Someone who has lived his entire life on a spaceship.

Addendum

It's up to your discretion whether you give the henchman a name, but it's probably better in most cases not to.

Trends Are Friends

Antique: Easy transit between the surface and the moon.
Boutique: A random henchman who's shockingly well-informed on an esoteric subject.

The March of Fads

Grummy: Statues with jewels for teeth
Yummy: Easy transit between the surface and the moon

Fashion Is the Answer

Old: Counting down
Bold: Statues with jewels for teeth

Addendum

Whether a cool guy counting down as a threat, the countdown to the end of the world, or an imminent celebration, nothing adds emphasis like something getting counted down. Try it today! In ten . . . nine . . . eight . . .

Like the Seasons, the Trends Are Ever Changing

Trash: Main character has a butler
Smash: Counting down

Trends Will Never Leave Us

Out: Special abilities conferred voluntarily.
In: Main character has a butler.

Trends Are Ever in Flux

Out: A woodsman with a secret.
In: Special abilities conferred voluntarily.