Trends Circulate Like Magma Beneath the Crust

Rotted: Non-evil empires.
Allotted: Power ribbons

As the Seasons Change, So Too Do the Trends

Through: Intelligent armor that sounds like your parents.
New: Non-evil empires.

You Can Never Step in the Same Trend Twice

Obsolete: Non-horse riding animals
On the beat: Intelligent armor that sounds like your parents

Trend Transcend

Bad: Atmospheric reentry
Rad: Non-horse riding animals

Trend Mend

Done: A language people understand without having learned it.
Fun: Atmospheric reentry.

Keeping Up With Trends, I Tell You

Rickety: Someone who has lived his entire life on a spaceship.
Victory: A language people understand without having learned it.

Trends on the Mend

Tellar: A random henchman who's shockingly well-informed on an esoteric subject.
Stellar: Someone who has lived his entire life on a spaceship.

Addendum

It's up to your discretion whether you give the henchman a name, but it's probably better in most cases not to.

Trends Are Friends

Antique: Easy transit between the surface and the moon.
Boutique: A random henchman who's shockingly well-informed on an esoteric subject.

The March of Fads

Grummy: Statues with jewels for teeth
Yummy: Easy transit between the surface and the moon

Fashion Is the Answer

Old: Counting down
Bold: Statues with jewels for teeth

Addendum

Whether a cool guy counting down as a threat, the countdown to the end of the world, or an imminent celebration, nothing adds emphasis like something getting counted down. Try it today! In ten . . . nine . . . eight . . .

Like the Seasons, the Trends Are Ever Changing

Trash: Main character has a butler
Smash: Counting down

Trends Will Never Leave Us

Out: Special abilities conferred voluntarily.
In: Main character has a butler.

Trends Are Ever in Flux

Out: A woodsman with a secret.
In: Special abilities conferred voluntarily.

Organic Trends Are Smelly

Out: Sand magic.
In: A woodsman with a secret.

The Trends of the New Era

Out: A pirate captain with a very sophisticated parrot.
In: Sand magic.

Trends Never Stay Still

Out: A mysterious person with one glove
In: A pirate captain with a very sophisticated parrot

Trends Change Every Day

Out: Glowing weak spots
In: A mysterious person with one glove

The Latest Trends

Out: "The time is not yet right."
In: Glowing weak spots