Addendum

And break up those constellations. "Stars never get together but that it is at tellurid expense," Adam Smith wrote, and it's as true now as it was then.

The Principles of Horror

"Any sufficiently scary moment is indistinguishable from a jump scare." - Artur E. Parte
"A fright is a jump scare with a legion of defenders." - Max Spinestrike
"I scare, you spook, he indulges in jump scares." - Bootrand Rustling

Deep Thoughts on Videogames

"The greatness of a console generation may be determined from the variety of its motion control offerings." - Oliver Wiindell Holmes

Rules of Drama

"If a sphinx is presented in the first act, it must activate its death laser by the third." - Antoine Checksum

History Corner

The Holy Roman Empire was both Roman and an empire. That fun quotation was about its dying days, not its entire existence. Now the holy part, well, you know, I mean, things are complicated sometimes.

Inspirational Quotations

"I will henceforth be a Mongol." - "Killer" Kane

Inspiring Quotations

"If worlds that run on RPG mechanics to which people get sent from time to time did not exist, we would have to invent them." - Friedrich Neetsche

Inspirational Quotations

"Madam, I may be drunk, but you are ugly. Tomorrow I shall be reincarnated at level one in another world, but you shall still be ugly." - Winston Truckkilled

Addendum

Which Titus Flavius Vespavianus didn't say that quotation? Does it matter? I submit that it does not.

Profound Quotations

"A cult is a religion with better fashion sense." - Titus Flavius Vespasianus

The Nature of Conflict

"If sorry solved anything, we wouldn't need mind control." - Thomas Hobbes

Inspirational Quotations

"Fudge one detail and they call it inaccurate. Fudge a million details and they call it fantasy." - Thomas Jefferson