A Job Half-Done

If you wanted to write a porn parody of the latest Brandon Sanderson book, you probably start with Skin and, but I can't figure out the rest. Booty doesn't work, and neither does Couth.

How to Get Fantasy Movies in the Theaters

All-animal casts. Sure, you lose something as far as dialogue, but when that husky swears the third oath or whatever, nobody in the audience will be silent.

Adaptation Corner

The Way of Kings: vertical shooting game
The Crystal Cave: 3D platformer
The Eye of the World: horizontal runner
The Swordbearer: Dynasty Warriors

Another Idea

Trilogy? Try Thrillogy. Whatever Stormlight Archive is? Try Megaseries.

Q&A

Q. What kind of videogame adaptation should The Stormlight Archive have?
A. Match three + hidden object