A New Scheme of Grammar

"Word" and "verb" sound too similar, so let's change "verb" to "doeth."

Another Cost-Saving Measure

Why don't we leave out all the words you aren't supposed to capitalize? Surely those aren't important. What's that? The title capitalization rules are stupid? Ha ha, what a thing to say.

Diversity and Innovation

I don't see why subjects, objects, and verbs have to agree all the time. Can't disagreement often lead to sounder conclusions?

Addendum

Wait a minute. "Question to?" Can I say that? I don't think I can say that.

History Corner

Historically, many people were literate, but you wouldn't believe what these jokers tried to pass off as handwriting. They didn't cotton to fancy notions like margins and spacing, either.