September Warning

There isn't much of it left, so finish up anything that's left. September swimming, September sweeping, September sedition, September sermonizing, September sorting of stamps and stickers, any of it. Except that middle one.

Etymology Lesson

September is here! Did you know this month was named after Sept Ember, the Mesopotamian god of the fires from inside the Earth? Don't listen to those Latin boosters. They've had their way for too long.