Addendum

People just flip to the back of the book before they decide to read it anyway. I can't explain this inhuman behavior, but I must accept it.

Impediments to Progress

We have to confront this pressing issue boldly. The only reason fantasy and science fiction novel randomizers don't exist the way they do for your favorite NES games is because we would find out it doesn't much matter what order things happen in so long as there are dragons or spaceships in there somewhere.

Infinity Strash

Q. Infinity Strash?
A. Infinity Strash.

Proper Endings for Fantasy Main Characters

If the main character doesn't become king, there should probably be an appendix explaining he becomes king of some other place later. Even the first Dragon Quest understood this much.

Notes on Dragon Quest Tact

Hey, this isn't a comedy of manners at all! It's a mobile gacha tactical RPG! I give it my Toriyamaest rating of 5 Gokus/5.
I did this gag before, but now it's retro.

The End of Innocence

And the movie Sorcerer is about trucks and explosives!

Paradigm-Shaking Realizations

Wait a minute. Wizardry had barely any wizardry in it!

Dragon Quest Lack of Tact

"Yeah, well, Dragon Quest suuuuuuucks."

Biggest Disappointment of 2021

Dragon Quest Tact is not, in fact, an etiquette RPG.