The Spirit of the Month

It's January, and you know what that means. You have to describe a scene depicted on a door in the story you're writing. It doesn't have to be relevant to the plot, themes, or setting of the story so long as it gets the reader to imagine your characters standing there for an hour looking at it while the page tries to shove them in to see the king or whatever.

Words That Need More Synonyms

Door. Sure there are some, but "door" has such a dull sound.

Mythology Corner

Janus is the god of doors, so make sure to buy new doors and prop them against a wall somewhere. "I'll install those eventually," you say, knowing it to be a lie.