Showing posts with label non-horse riding animals. Show all posts
Showing posts with label non-horse riding animals. Show all posts
Saturday, June 14, 2025
Friday, June 13, 2025
Thursday, November 28, 2024
Thanksgiving Fantasy
I don't have a single idea. Riding turkeys? Is that doing anything for anybody? The cornucopia has promise.
Wednesday, September 4, 2024
You Can Never Step in the Same Trend Twice
Obsolete: Non-horse riding animals
On the beat: Intelligent armor that sounds like your parents
On the beat: Intelligent armor that sounds like your parents
Saturday, August 10, 2024
A Common Misapprehension
Many people think horse armor is properly called barding, but it's actually panzer equine. That is, if you want to make a rail shooter out of it, and if you don't, use something other than a horse.
Thursday, July 11, 2024
Wednesday, July 10, 2024
Natural Rivalries
I bet the water sage who rides on a dolphin and the one who rides on a jellyfish compete all the time, just complete loggerheads.
Tuesday, June 25, 2024
The Downfall
I tried to wean us off horses before it was too late, but I failed. Uma Musume global has been announced, and the hippocracy is neigh.
Friday, June 21, 2024
The Lesson of Donkey Kong Country
That dude rode all kinds of animals that weren't horses. Out of sight!
Wednesday, June 5, 2024
Addendum
"Oh, look at how many little boots I can afford, I'm so important." - some jerk on a millipede, look how stupid he is
Tuesday, June 4, 2024
Overdoing It
Riding a centipede is pretty fresh, but that guy with the millipede? Just ridiculous. What does he think he's doing?
Tuesday, May 28, 2024
Riding Turtles
Obviously you're thinking of a mammoth turtle, possibly with a crew of six, but don't forget to have one character ride around on tiny little turtle for contrast.
Sunday, May 26, 2024
Speaking of Minotaurs
Riding a minotaur into battle is a waste of a good minotaur, so just ride a bull or a warcow instead. Don't forget to equip your warcow with a helmet that has more horns on it.
Wednesday, May 22, 2024
The Simple Things
When you think about non-horse riding animals, obviously you go to lions, dragons, dinosaurs, and ostriches, but don't forget the humble camel. Camels are, one, stupid-looking, and two, ludicrous.
Saturday, May 18, 2024
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