Showing posts with label non-horse riding animals. Show all posts
Showing posts with label non-horse riding animals. Show all posts

Saturday, June 14, 2025

Addendum

Crystal riding dodo? Either in a later chapter or a sequel if you're confident.

Thursday, November 28, 2024

Thanksgiving Fantasy

I don't have a single idea. Riding turkeys? Is that doing anything for anybody? The cornucopia has promise.

Saturday, August 10, 2024

A Common Misapprehension

Many people think horse armor is properly called barding, but it's actually panzer equine. That is, if you want to make a rail shooter out of it, and if you don't, use something other than a horse.

Thursday, July 11, 2024

Wednesday, July 10, 2024

Natural Rivalries

I bet the water sage who rides on a dolphin and the one who rides on a jellyfish compete all the time, just complete loggerheads.

Tuesday, June 25, 2024

The Downfall

I tried to wean us off horses before it was too late, but I failed. Uma Musume global has been announced, and the hippocracy is neigh.

Wednesday, June 5, 2024

Addendum

"Oh, look at how many little boots I can afford, I'm so important." - some jerk on a millipede, look how stupid he is

Tuesday, June 4, 2024

Overdoing It

Riding a centipede is pretty fresh, but that guy with the millipede? Just ridiculous. What does he think he's doing?

Tuesday, May 28, 2024

Riding Turtles

Obviously you're thinking of a mammoth turtle, possibly with a crew of six, but don't forget to have one character ride around on tiny little turtle for contrast.

Sunday, May 26, 2024

Speaking of Minotaurs

Riding a minotaur into battle is a waste of a good minotaur, so just ride a bull or a warcow instead. Don't forget to equip your warcow with a helmet that has more horns on it.

Wednesday, May 22, 2024

The Simple Things

When you think about non-horse riding animals, obviously you go to lions, dragons, dinosaurs, and ostriches, but don't forget the humble camel. Camels are, one, stupid-looking, and two, ludicrous.