Social Discomfiture

Imagine announcing your Switch 2 Roguelike releasing today only for another company to do the same thing. How mortifying!

Addendum

I'm not saying wizards aren't real, but if I can pretend to raise a dog, reality is demonstrably no bar.

The Age of Videogames Is Ended

Now that we know what the next generation's prices are going to be, people will finally realize that instead of paying $500 to pretend to race, they should spend $20 to pretend wizards are real. Let's just hope they never find out they can pay $0 to read a history of Cuba written in 1920.

Addendum

You can prove it wasn't a real leak now though.

You Can't Prove This Isn't a Real Leak

I can't believe the Switch 2 is actually an e-reader that can play Snake! What a change in direction! It looks like ebooks win again.