Q. Why are centaurs partly human?
A. The human ones killed all the goblin ones. Don't feel too bad for them, though. They took out the lizard ones first.
Q. Why are manticores seldom depicted with human faces?
A. Because it looks dumb. God Emperor of Dune is a similar case.
Q. Aren't most manticores in fiction really just chimeras?
A. Hold on, let's not pass over "in fiction." Or "really." Tell us what you know.
Q. Gotta go!
Showing posts with label lizardmen. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lizardmen. Show all posts
Sunday, May 11, 2025
Wednesday, July 13, 2022
Addendum
Once there was a lizardman prince who lay on rocks for only nineteen hours a day. He became the greatest lizardman hero of all time.
Tuesday, July 12, 2022
The Characteristics of Nonhuman Races
Do lizardmen just lie on rocks for twenty hours a day? I bet they do.
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