Etymology Corner

Did you know that we call land surrounded by water on three sides peninsulas because the English were too stupid to come up with their own word for that? It should be an almisland.

Etymology Lesson

September is here! Did you know this month was named after Sept Ember, the Mesopotamian god of the fires from inside the Earth? Don't listen to those Latin boosters. They've had their way for too long.

Important Reminder

You can't spell knight without ht, which stands for hot to trot. Trotting is what horses do, sometimes.