Showing posts with label tcg. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tcg. Show all posts
Friday, August 28, 2026
Addendum
Should the separate games be kept to separate decks or mixed together? Asking that is to ask whether one has a coward's heart or one that beats with courage.
Thursday, August 27, 2026
The Future of Trading Card Games
A trading card game that's a crossover of all trading card games so that every trading card game is an advertisement for every other trading card game, multiplying the audience of trading card games outrageously.
Thursday, March 12, 2026
Addendum
Similarly, if you make a chimera in your magical lab, your atelier if you prefer, it isn't mythological, but it remains a chimera. Fortunately the category of bioweapons is universally recognized, but many would find it offputting to hear a work described as "bioweapon fantasy." For now.
Wednesday, March 11, 2026
Undead Venn
I'm not talking about Vendread, though I often am. There are undead creatures, right? Conceptually anyway. And there are vampires and ghosts, are there not? Those are supposed to be undead, but often they aren't. It's a daily occurence that someone is transformed by a supernatural process in which dying is not involved. These non-undead creatures deserve their own category, which I propose calling "Undead for Cowards."
Wednesday, December 24, 2025
Vital Worldbuilding Concern
The paramount consideration when crafting your new property must be this: "How many Magic: The Gathering cards can be made out of this?" That's where the real money is.
Friday, October 24, 2025
Addendum
It doesn't have to be top vs. bottom, either. Try some diagonals. Some curves, too. A single mixed field.
Thursday, October 23, 2025
On Digital Card Games
Fellas! The cards don't have to look like little cards! Explore the aesthetic space! They can unfold like newspapers, open like pamphlets, just be the monster which ordinarily would be depicted and when you click on it a cartoon speech bubble pops out from it with the rules text, and more.
Tuesday, September 23, 2025
Addendum
I would have called it "All-Out Hundred Battle," thereby proving either why I'm not in charge or why I should be.
Salesmanship in the Modern Era
The naive ask why Konami is spelling the hottest new Yu-Gi-Oh format all funny, but the savvy never considered anyone would call a new product a single word that brings up thousands of results on any search engine. The key mistake was to spell it "Genesys" rather than "Jennasyss" or, to be particularly saucy, "Djenasus."
Saturday, August 23, 2025
Friday, August 22, 2025
The Fundamental Dishonesty of Crossovers
If Spider-Man played any card game, it would be Duel Masters. Whom are these jokers trying to fool?
Saturday, June 21, 2025
Addendum
The conventional method is to have uninvolved characters comment on how exciting the action is, but I'm not sure that does anything but pad. By "action sequence" we here mean "card duel" of course. Have you ever gone back and watched Yu-Gi-Oh? It's amazingly fast-paced till the ratings came in, and then began the age of milking.
Thursday, June 19, 2025
Addender
And then Shadowverse Worlds Beyond doesn't have Shadowcraft, so what's with the shadows in the name? Does the name imply the acceptance of the developer to live in the shadow of bigger card games?
Wednesday, June 18, 2025
Addendum
I never thought about this before, but Shadowverse is a terrible name. Then again, if I never thought of it, I suppose it's fine. Economists call that "revealed acceptance."
Tuesday, June 17, 2025
The Latest Release
More like Shadowverse: Worlds Beyond the Usual Monetization, am I right here fellas? Whether you prefer that or Shadowverse: Greed Beyond says a lot about your personality, I suspect.
Friday, April 11, 2025
Addendum
Unfortunately it starts with a Y, and that all but disqualifies it according to Super Robot Wars roster rules.
Speaking of Yu-Gi-Oh
If Yu-Gi-Oh got into Super Robot Wars Y, it wouldn't be the biggest stretch in the series.
Thursday, April 10, 2025
Defeated by the Pros Again
Here we are trying to think of evocative titles such as Dragon Ambition or Ambition of Chaotic Inheritors, and then they just bust out GQuuuuuux like it's nothing. By "we" of course I mean people coming up with names for Yu-Gi-Oh sets.
Thursday, February 20, 2025
Addendum
Shouldn't the subtitle be the title? What kind of name is Magic? At least put an exclamation point on it. And in what way does the Gathering modify or clarify Magic? The whole thing is bizarre.
Wednesday, February 19, 2025
Picking at Old Wounds
I don't think Magic: The Gathering gets nearly enough attention, as a name. Isn't it weird? Isn't it thoroughly odd?
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