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Foot enthusiasts, on the other hand, wait for everyone else to have all the feet. They'll never prosper no matter how far technology advances.

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And the covers!

The Dreadful Future

One day, authors will realize how easy it is to insert a note about somebody's feet every few chapters and how much of a boost they get from it, and pretty soon the feetsters will run the entire literature industry.

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And make sure they take their shoes off frequently for cultural reasons! Or never wear them at all! Aaaaaaaahhh!

Attracting a Wider Audience

Be sure to describe the feet of all the characters in your story. Don't ask why. Just do it.