The March of Fads

Grummy: Statues with jewels for teeth
Yummy: Easy transit between the surface and the moon

Q&A Corner

Q. What if the statue with jewels for teeth depicts someone with false teeth?
A. Fake jewels.
Q. What about a fake person?
A. Ancient runes that spell out "artist's depiction."

Home Decor

Where does the discriminating lady keep her jewels when not worn? In a box? Or in the mouth of a statue designed for that purpose? I think we all know.

A Good Way to Prevent Littering

Put up an equestrian statue in the town square that has hidden in its jewel teeth a spell to make people not want to litter.

That Old Jeweled-Teeth Wheeze

Of course a statue with jewels for teeth is valuable, but is there more to it? Is each tooth a different jewel that has a different magical effect? Does tapping the teeth in the right order allow you to fix time? Do the names of the jewels spell out a message? Yes. All of that and more.

Fashion Is the Answer

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