Challenging Literature

If you call every country in your setting an empire, people will struggle to figure out which is the bad one. Get ready for all the awards that'll pour in!

Addendum

Accordingly, instead of starship captains we'll have counts, except we'll call them earls 'cause we ain't soft. Those are the smaller ships of course, while the Austria-sized ones will be classed as duchies. Not grand duchies. Those will be far bigger.