Ranking of Weapons Appropriate for Your Fantasy Main Character

1. Sword
2. Bow
3. Comically Large Hammer
4. Dagger
5. Polearm
6. Ax
7. Razor-Sharp Hoop
8. Normally Sized Hammer
9. Whip
10. Spear

Secret twist ending: Now roll for which one your character gets.

The Most Important Criterion for Ranking Fantasy Races

How cool does the phrase "The [RACE] kings of old" sound?

1. The dwarven kings of old
2. The dragon kings of old
3. The centaur kings of old
4. The elven kings of old
5. The griffin kings of old
6. The lizard kings of old
7. The kobold kings of old
8. The brownie kings of old

Miltary Rank Q&A

Q. What about the lower ranks?
A. Oh no! I forgot!

A Fictional Rank Structure

Sometimes our ranks of today sound too Earth-centric and too, quite frankly, French. Try this arrangement instead.

Major
More Major
Big Major
Bigger Major
Biggest Major
Major Mostest

James Bond Power Ranking

Now that everybody's watched every single James Bond movie, it's time to get together and disagree about them. Here we go!

1. The Living Daylights
2. Goldfinger
3. Tomorrow Never Dies
4. Never Say Never Again
5. The Spy Who Loved Me
6. Goldeneye
7. Dr. No
8. You Only Live Twice
9. For Your Eyes Only
10. Moonraker
11. From Russia With Love
12. The Man with the Golden Gun
13. The World Is Not Enough
14. Licence to Kill
15. Casino Royale (1954)
16. Diamonds Are Forever
17. Thunderball
18. A View to a Kill
19. Die Another Day
20. Casino Royale (2006)
21. Octopussy
22. Live and Let Die
23. No Time to Die
24. Quantum of Solace
25. On Her Majesty's Secret Service
26. Casino Royale (1967)
27. Spectre

So what can we learn from this exercise? Nothing. No two people have the same list anyway. Or if they do, one was sent to replace the other as part of some plot. So that's the one thing to take away. Invite your friends to make their lists, and if any is the same, well, most likely you're a deep-cover agent brainwashed to forget that till the trigger phrase is said.

James Bond Rankings of Power

I've now seen all but one James Bond movie, which is the perfect number to devise the summoning ritual that involves saying the names of James Bond actors in the correct order. This is too dangerous for mortal knowledge, but this is the internet, so here goes.

1. Sean Connery
2. Pierce Brosnan
3. Woody Allen
4. Timothy Dalton
5. David Niven
6. Barry Nelson
7. Roger Moore
8. Joanna Pettet
9. George Lazenby
10. Daniel Craig
11. Terence Cooper
12. Peter Sellers

Some might claim I'm missing a few, but they don't count for reasons of hermeticism.

Old Ys Power Ranking

1. Ys IV Dawn of Ys
2. Ys I
3. Ys V Desert Kingdom of Bad Times
4. Ys IV Mask of the Sun
5. Ys II
6. Wanderers from Ys