Addendum

Regardless, a society constructed along such lines will eventually require a census to determine the size of each contingent, and oh boy, I bet the people responsible will get into some real fixes.

Pun Conundrum

Q. What do you call a society organized into tiers based on magical ability?
A. A cast system!

We all enjoyed that one, didn't we? But you can't put it into your setting, unless it's a Shadowrun-esque Earth, because there wouldn't be a caste system there, just a cast system, so if you tried to tell that joke everyone would supply the answer and not understand that it's humorous. It's hard sometimes.

Joke Corner

Zero Company? More like zero sales! No, that's too obvious. More like bankrupt company! Well, it's better. This is all an exercise which in no way is intended to describe the actual success of the game, which we're sure will do fine.

Fantasy Puncline Corner

"I said hedge end, not legend!"

Chuckle Corner

Q. What do you call a space vampire who has mastered the dodo magic?
A. Knew I the true name of so foul a creature, already it would have been consigned to destruction!

An Observation on Recent Weather Patterns

Winter? More like wintest!

Time Isn't Good for Much Else

A grand temple was constructed, by far the greatest in the world. After that, the people set about deciding what to do with it, since worship did not exist for the simple reason that gods had not been invented.
Realizing that, the people gathered together and said, "Wait, that doesn't make sense. We wouldn't have built a temple if there weren't any gods."
"That's right." The god of time stepped forward then. "But I sent you all back to the moment before we sprang into existence because I thought it would be funny. And I was right."
The people prayed to the god of time to return them, which he did, and the temple was consecrated to every god except the god of time. All the gods were greatly gratified, most of all the god of time who had gotten himself away from that temple made by and for total squares.
Finis

Joke Corner

Q. Why aren't there more horror science fiction stories?
A. Because they're post-scarity!
Q. There are quite a few horror science fiction stories.
A. Shut up.

Ultima Lore Question

Why didn't the Avatar just call the Guardian "The Fartian" in public? He would have gotten everyone on his side. Also, what kind of villain is a big face? How did he even get followers? At least Andross was a genius scientist, and yes, I am saying Star Fox has a better story than Ultima VII.

Another Cost-Saving Measure

Why don't we leave out all the words you aren't supposed to capitalize? Surely those aren't important. What's that? The title capitalization rules are stupid? Ha ha, what a thing to say.

Joke Corner

A sturgeon moon? Sounds kind of fishy to me! Blue moon? I'd be blue if everybody kept calling me a sturgeon! Super moon? Well I'm super duper with a big tuper.

Punchline Corner

"Ramppunk? I thought you said stamppunk!"

Wait. Hold on. Mages casting spells from stamps. Maybe they turn into familiars, some of them wearing tophats. Hey! If you take my idea, give me a million dollars! At least!

Speaking of Fantasy Races

Make sure to give your snakepeople a lot of hisstory. Babang! Play me out, Dustin!

Megastructure Punchline Corner

"Dyson sphere? I thought you said dicin' sphere!"

Acclimating to the New Year

I'm so far behind, I'm still writing checks!

Reflections on the Decade So Far

More like the Boring 20s!

A Little Shutdown Humor

"I thought you said Crossing Noid!"

Fantasy Punchline Corner

"If that's a Birthright, I'd hate to see a Birthwrong!"
"Ice and fire? I thought you were asking me to change your tire!"
"Yo momma's so immune to introspection, when she held the sword of Shannara, it doubted itself!"

Joke Corner

"I thought he said tetra grammar town!"

Imagine Being a Rare Is Complete

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