A Job Half-Done

If you wanted to write a porn parody of the latest Brandon Sanderson book, you probably start with Skin and, but I can't figure out the rest. Booty doesn't work, and neither does Couth.

They Want Your Measurable Engagement

Don't click on clickbait. Don't give hits to hit pieces. Don't whine about Wired. Just ignore it. It's all a trick.