Showing posts with label siege. Show all posts
Showing posts with label siege. Show all posts

Saturday, April 12, 2025

Word Instinct

"Orison" looks to me like it should have some kind of engineering meaning. For instance, the counterweight and the sling together of a trebuchet or such should be the orison. And yet, it is not so.

Sunday, February 26, 2023

Dragon Logistics

The general inspected the preparations and found them to be proceeding in good order. The palisade was up, the tents would soon join it, and the dragons were hauling in the engines required for the siege.
"General, I'm puzzled. Why do we have dragons do manual labor? Couldn't they take down the walls themselves?"
These brats from the elite families always asked dumb questions like that. So far the general had managed to preserve his patience in every such instance, which was the reason he had been able to become a general. "Yes. Then they claim the city for themselves. As it is, they don't even know what we're going to do with that mangonel, for instance." He pointed at a dragon who deposited that engine, accepted a copper bracelet as payment, and flew off.
"I get it now. That's why we have them digging the latrine, right?"
At least the brat was impressed with his own powers of extrapolation. The general was not. "Yes. They're excellent at it. Far better than my men."
"OK. I guess they're excellent doctors, too." The twerp looked at a dragon wearing a white coat who was struggling to set a bone without killing its owner.
"They're terrible at it, but you can't just look at that. A human would be much better, but that same human will be even more useful in the siege compared to a dragon. Something can be at a disadvantage in itself but still result in an advantage when you compare the optimum use for whatever is superior to it." Did the elites not teach their children economics? The general worried about the future of the country even if the siege were successful.
Finis

Thursday, July 28, 2022

Addendum

Or a fictional narcotic. Or kind of drink. "I'll have the Brass Lizard '84." No, probably some kind of siege engine. "Sir, they're hauling up the brass lizards!" Yeah, that's it.

Wednesday, June 8, 2022

How to Level Up Your Story

Tank? Supertank.
King? Superking.
Mangonel? Supermangonel.
Cilious? Supercilious.

Always remember. Your audience won't know how great everything is unless you say so.