Future Implausibility

It always seemed forced to me when people in a science fiction setting knew anything about the twentieth century, but now that everything's a remake of something from then, I'm starting to reassess.

Dune: Double Indemnity Is Out

So when do we reboot Dune with a bold new vision? 2031? Man, that still reads like a future year. I blame Phantom 2040.

Better Title for Baldur's Gate 3

The Baldur's Gate. I mean, who do they think is going to buy these things, mathematicians? Almost certainly. But there are other customers, too.

Reboot Opportunities

What kinds of changes should a Highlander remake include? Here are some ideas.

1. Chainsword
2. Lengthy jetski sequence
3. Every angle should be Dutch
4. Entire movie takes place in a forest around a lake except for the finale at the Grand Canyon
5. Cameo by DJ Khaled
6. Last line: "The Prize? Guess we'll find out next time." The main character winks at the camera while delivering the final line.