Merry Boxing Day!

But don't give out any festive boxes. People will be so disappointed when they don't contain coupons for boxing lessons. That doesn't mean you can punch them and get it over with, though if you did, they would understand your soul through your fist. But only if you do it right. Maybe you're the one who needs boxing lessons, especially with all that eggnog and figgy pudding you've been throwing back, not to mention the wassail your beautiful voice earned you.

Boxing Day Gift Ideas

The consolation of philosophy!
A helping hand in times of trouble!
Free hug any time!
Leftover meatloaf!
A book of crossword puzzles that are all partially filled out!

The Reason for the Season

It's boxing day, so don't forget people have always enjoyed the spectacle of boxing when you're writing your novel.