Magnitude

There are two kinds of people: those who think giga is bigger than ultra and the reverse. Or so you'd think, but don't you change your mind every time you think about it? I bet you do.

We May Begin to Suspect Magic Is Dumb

Dofdara University, in association with Tansok University, Meifol University, Ogradis Academy, and the municipal governments of Geffara, Ushta City, Lorashta, and Ewod and with both permission and financial assistance from the Crown, is again offering a grant to support promising research intended to develop a new (currently unknown) type of magic.
Previous grants have resulted in magic such as Charged Inferno, Crystal Storm, and Summon Giga-Dragon. We are proud of the contribution our grants have made to magical research in the past and intend to continue pushing forward the limits of magic.
However, we find ourselves in the position of being required to add a restriction to the range of magic we hope to fund. That is, NO MAGIC THAT ONLY ADVENTURERS CAN USE. Come up with something to repair the damage done by giga-dragons or something. We're begging you. Just one. There are enough ways to kill people already.
Finis