Joke Corner

Q. Why aren't there more horror science fiction stories?
A. Because they're post-scarity!
Q. There are quite a few horror science fiction stories.
A. Shut up.

A New System of Classification

There are two kinds of fiction: Pirates are good and pirates are bad. Not all works of fiction have pirates in them, but you can figure it out. For instance, in an Ellery Queen story pirates would be bad, while in Hyperion they would be good. At least the pirate who told a tale about all the action he got after an intense poetry reading would be good.

Breaking News

They're making a movie out of Hyperion? They'd better make a book out of it first.