Addendum

A horn should go off if they try to bypass the lock so that everyone knows they're page pirates.

The Effect of Technology on Literature

Is there some way yet to make readers pass a quiz on the book before they can advance to the next page? Those jerks have had it too good for too long.

The Power of Imagination

For instance, my imagination will fill it with knights and mechs so long as you don't write "absolutely no knights or mechs." I'm kidding, of course. I'll imagine them anyway. Using this method, you can create personalized works for maximum reader enjoyment.

Innovative Formats

From now on, instead of writing a book, just post an outline. Our imaginations will fill it out.