Showing posts with label maintenance. Show all posts
Showing posts with label maintenance. Show all posts

Friday, July 3, 2026

Pegasus Maintenance

Nobody wants to talk or even think about it, but the fact is, if you're counting on your flying horses to perform at their best, your people will need to get them to drop off their loads before they take to the air. Fortunately, there are always young recruits to do it. It's a priceless learning experience, they'll be told. The best part is they know they'd better pretend to agree unless they're in love with unemployment.

Thursday, December 1, 2022

On Space Elevators

Before we build one, we'd better decide what sort of uniform the elevator operators will have. I suggest purposefully fraying the elbows to give passengers something to think about during the trip.