Speaking of Novels

When is the novelty going to wear off? We need to see about getting them a real name. I propose "romances."

Imagine Being a Rare Is Complete

The latest, hottest story about the characters of a mobile game jockeying for status in a milieu where nothing matters is done! You can read it for free on Royal Road, which is the correct decision to make. Much better than playing a mobile game or reading anything else. There are gags, hijinks, numbers that go up, and even a plot and characters for the snobs to enjoy. What could be better?

Imagine Being a Rare Now Exists

Have you ever wanted to read a serialized novel online about a bunch of idiot characters in a gacha game? No? Say yes. Yes? Good. Such a thing is now possible on Royal Road right here, right now. Synopsis:

The world of mobile games is harsh on wallets and harsher on the characters. How do you stand out in an crowd of designs calculated to attract attention from whales? You want power and fame, powercreep alts and event appearances. Some high rarities succeed, others fail. But how do you stand out when your design is plain, your power low, and your rarity, well, Rare? You don't.

In the moderately popular gacha game Commandment of Hero, some Rares have had enough. A new gameplay mode will give them a chance to rise above their rarity, they think. All they need are courage, kindness, and wisdom. They have none of those, but they do have stubbornness, selfishness, and shamelessness, which are at least as effective. If that sounds pathetic, just imagine being a Rare.

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The Proper Length for a Novel

A novel ought to be large enough that when the pages are cut out, a gun can be hidden inside. It will look suspicious if I only have one of those. Please hurry, authors. My wealthy bachelor uncle is on the verge of writing me out of his will.

A Bundling of Knightly Tales is now available for Kindle. Anyone looking for knightly tales in a knightly style should check it out.