Addendum

Now 720°, that was a game full of delusional bravery. Think about this, too: Aim for 8 and you'll hit 6, aim for 720 and you might hit 7.

Review Roundup

Will scores for Metroid Prime 4 Beyond really be beyond four as the title promises? Almost certainly. Nintendo set a cowardly target, but that's normal. Some sports franchises dared to dream in the 90s, but nobody today has courage.

Addendum

People just flip to the back of the book before they decide to read it anyway. I can't explain this inhuman behavior, but I must accept it.

Impediments to Progress

We have to confront this pressing issue boldly. The only reason fantasy and science fiction novel randomizers don't exist the way they do for your favorite NES games is because we would find out it doesn't much matter what order things happen in so long as there are dragons or spaceships in there somewhere.

Videogame Corner

Enough about Metroid. How are Youtroid? Doing all right? Lording it over those unicorns?