The Full History of the Goblin Kingdom

The goblin warriors took up arms when the invader came to their lair with the readiness of creatures who have no other occupation.
The trespasser, mighty in his arms but alone, bellowed, "I will slay the goblin king!"
The goblins, in their strange language, bellowed back, "We don't have one!"
"Don't know what it is!"
"Oh? Then I will teach you," the man said, and he was as good as his word. Delighted by his explanation, the goblins chose one to rule whom the warrior promptly slew before retiring during the royal funeral he had also explained.
The next day brought another assault, and despite their previous gratitude for his instruction, the goblins did not recognize the man who called out, "Today I will slay the goblin queen!"
"We don't have one!"
"Don't know what it is!"
Similar events followed, and when on the next day the warrior returned for the head of the goblin cardinal, the sole difference was the complexity of the explanation. After that came the chamberlain, then the marshal, then the head gardener, and so on. Each new position intrigued the goblins.
Months later, against expectations, a single man claimed the bounty for the eradication of the goblin tribe. Even less to be foreseen, his claim proved upon investigation to be true. In addition to the bounty, the lord made the man a baron under him, so impressed was he, and the new baron named his manor the House of Patterns Unrecognized in commemoration of his exploits.
Finis

Fashion Is the Answer

Out: Bounty hunters who are secretly the results of supersoldier experiments
In: Ringed planets

Big Reveal

Obviously whoever hired a pop punk band for the coronation was skimming money from the event budget. That much is a given.

Integration

"I can't believe the pop punk band I hired for the coronation was actually a bunch of disguised bounty hunters!"

Addendum

The secret part is optional. Having a megacorporation advertise its supersoldier projects using bounty hunters is perfectly acceptable, nor must the bounty hunter be shy about it. May the bounty hunter acquire a quiver of infinite arrows? Why, certainly.

The Vicissitudes of Fashion

Out: Quivers of infinite arrows
In: Bounty hunters who are secretly the results of supersoldier experiments