Addendum

Obviously the surface will be coated with glue so the aliens get stuck when they land, but much also will be written of the Mousetraps of Mars.

The Ultimate Fate of Mars

Sorry Mars, but we're going to have to turn you into a fake Earth so that aliens will attack that one instead. I'm sure you understand.

Addendum

The switch will help us get away from current ridiculous generation names. We'll get Generation Zero, Generation One, and Generation Two. After that we'll go back to junk again, but there's beauty in the ephemeral.

Stuck on 2026

These numbers are getting too big. When are we moving to a new calendar? When Claude finishes Pokemon? Martian colony? First baby born in space? I want to be a year 1 guy making fun of year 10 babies.

Plausible Scientific Speculation

Instead of trying to alter the ecology of Mars, wouldn't it be easier to shove it out of the solar system and invite a better planet to come stay there? Humans have a diplomacy bonus according to the authority on such matters, Master of Orion.

Addendum

Now if they ever make a new Shining Force, mummies are all but guaranteed. It's all about style, you know. That goes for everything on this planet. Now on Mars, people only care how many customization options there are. Weirdos.

Planetary Romance

Now that's an exotic fetish!

The Sociology of Space Colonization

On Mars, the internet
Is different.
They don't have pictures of cats.
They have pictures of Mars cats.