The Simple Things

When you think about non-horse riding animals, obviously you go to lions, dragons, dinosaurs, and ostriches, but don't forget the humble camel. Camels are, one, stupid-looking, and two, ludicrous.

Prerequisite for Dinosaur Fantasy

If the dinosaurs aren't going to have feathers because the paleontologists won't come clean, we have to give them sick armor and maces shaped like stegosaurus heads.

Great Opportunities

If you're remaking Resident Evil games, make sure to put dinosaurs in it, or else people will expect you to remake the Dino Crisis series someday. Nobody wants that.

What To Do With Giants?

Mostly they should be killed by knights, but there are other options.

1) Where do giants come from? Genetic engineering.
2) Where do humans come from? Once upon a time all people were giants who lived 800 years, but then . . .
3) If some humans turn into wolves, what kinds of transformations might giants have? Dinosaurs?
4) In a faraway country, they say in each community one person grows into a giant and becomes the chief.
5) Giant bodies mean giant magic, idiot.

You gotta pay me if you use any of those, but they're worth it. You can tell just by looking.