Showing posts with label sport. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sport. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 7, 2025

Addendum

Though if underground horrors keep popping out, the digging of holes might be highly regulated. Maybe people in that situation invent air golf.

Tuesday, May 6, 2025

Sporting Contorting

The problem with coming up with a fun fantasy equivalent of golf is that everybody would probably just invent golf. You hit a ball into a hole. Everybody has those.

Sunday, February 23, 2025

The Challenges of Spaceflight

The matchmaking pool for games and sports will be alarmingly small. We'd better improve our bot technology for several definitions of "bot."

Sunday, August 18, 2024

Contact Scratch

The door of the pool hall on New Platte opened. In stepped an alien. None of the regulars or those passing by had seen its sort before, and their system of etiquette didn't preclude staring.
"Hello, human players," the traveler spoke, its voice filtered by its mask. Undoubtedly it would have sounded less ominous otherwise. "I am currently touring the galaxy. This is the first human planet I have visited and I am interested in your games. Who wishes to make a small wager with me? Something minor simply to give the 'authentic experience' as they say."
"What's your name, stranger?" the barman asked.
"Is that your custom? Very well. I am Xychglubnhi, which in your speech signifies 'Useless Stupid Dumb Lazy from Xytl.'"
"Looks like we have a hustler here, boys," one of the humans said, and Xychglubnhi marveled. How did they know? Were humans truly the greatest players of the galactic sport as the rumors said?
Finis

Saturday, January 27, 2024

Addendum

Or squash. Those people have money also. Don't bother with skating, though. In the first place, Bionic Lester covered that ages ago.

So why was he called Bionic Lester? Does anyone know? I just don't get it.

Wednesday, June 28, 2023

Addendum

Would it be gauche for the card game to have dragons in it? Humans don't see it that way, but you know how dragons can be.

Tuesday, June 27, 2023

Monday, June 26, 2023

An Age of War, an Age of Sport

The ball shot into the net. "Way to go, Zujarn! We're gonna smash those uptight snoblins tomorrow!" The rowdy goblins hooted and high-fived one another, but what was going on in the equipment tent into which a shadowy figure slipped?
The scrying mirror dimmed. "That's what the monsters are getting up to ever since we helped the hero defeat the Monster Kaiser who controlled all of them with his dark magic?" asked the warrior Breskam of his old colleague, Yesdo the sage.
"It seems so. I'm as surprised as you are."
"Hmph. At least they aren't getting up to any real trouble." Breskam crossed his mighty arms. "Do you want to keep watching? I do."
"I can't take my eyes off it," Yesdo admitted. "I worry for my future." Despite his worries, he again activated the scrying mirror.
Finis

Wednesday, August 17, 2022

The Essentials of Worldbuilding

1) A successful ruler everybody knows
2) An unsuccessful ruler everybody knows
3) A poem everybody knows
4) Sports!

Congratulations! Now it looks as if you put thought into your setting, which means it's time to stop. Nobody likes an overachiever.

Saturday, January 29, 2022

The Latest Subgenre

Warring Skates Period. Describes any subgenre where disputes between countries are settled by sporting events, such as pinball.

Saturday, October 16, 2021

Failed Plan

Option 3 was going to be King Arthur except it's a football player sent back in time, but extensive research has proved all the good ideas have already been done. There is nothing left but decay.

Wednesday, July 7, 2021

False Advertsing

I read Prince of Tennis, and even though it had Prince in the title, it wasn't fantasy at all! Well, it kinda was.

Saturday, December 26, 2020

The Reason for the Season

It's boxing day, so don't forget people have always enjoyed the spectacle of boxing when you're writing your novel.