Human Inadequacy

There you are, trying to give your characters distinct weapons, only to realize there aren't really that many. What's worse, most of them are different terms for some metal tied to a stick. What to do?
Invent a time machine and confiscate all the boring weapons, of course. Until then, the best we can do is curse them in different ways. That one has a demon in it and that one will betray you when you need it the most. You get the idea.
Some people think guns and spaceships can't be cursed, but they're the ones who will get it the worst.

Reboot Opportunities

What kinds of changes should a Highlander remake include? Here are some ideas.

1. Chainsword
2. Lengthy jetski sequence
3. Every angle should be Dutch
4. Entire movie takes place in a forest around a lake except for the finale at the Grand Canyon
5. Cameo by DJ Khaled
6. Last line: "The Prize? Guess we'll find out next time." The main character winks at the camera while delivering the final line.