Fantasy Puncline Corner

"I said hedge end, not legend!"

Gag Corner

Auto-dub? More like auto-dumb!

Time Isn't Good for Much Else

A grand temple was constructed, by far the greatest in the world. After that, the people set about deciding what to do with it, since worship did not exist for the simple reason that gods had not been invented.
Realizing that, the people gathered together and said, "Wait, that doesn't make sense. We wouldn't have built a temple if there weren't any gods."
"That's right." The god of time stepped forward then. "But I sent you all back to the moment before we sprang into existence because I thought it would be funny. And I was right."
The people prayed to the god of time to return them, which he did, and the temple was consecrated to every god except the god of time. All the gods were greatly gratified, most of all the god of time who had gotten himself away from that temple made by and for total squares.
Finis

Joke Corner

Q. Why aren't there more horror science fiction stories?
A. Because they're post-scarity!
Q. There are quite a few horror science fiction stories.
A. Shut up.

Ultima Lore Question

Why didn't the Avatar just call the Guardian "The Fartian" in public? He would have gotten everyone on his side. Also, what kind of villain is a big face? How did he even get followers? At least Andross was a genius scientist, and yes, I am saying Star Fox has a better story than Ultima VII.

Punchline Corner

"Ramppunk? I thought you said stamppunk!"

Wait. Hold on. Mages casting spells from stamps. Maybe they turn into familiars, some of them wearing tophats. Hey! If you take my idea, give me a million dollars! At least!

Acclimating to the New Year

I'm so far behind, I'm still writing checks!

Reflections on the Decade So Far

More like the Boring 20s!

A Little Shutdown Humor

"I thought you said Crossing Noid!"

Fantasy Punchline Corner

"If that's a Birthright, I'd hate to see a Birthwrong!"
"Ice and fire? I thought you were asking me to change your tire!"
"Yo momma's so immune to introspection, when she held the sword of Shannara, it doubted itself!"

Joke Corner

"I thought he said tetra grammar town!"

Imagine Being a Rare Is Complete

The latest, hottest story about the characters of a mobile game jockeying for status in a milieu where nothing matters is done! You can read it for free on Royal Road, which is the correct decision to make. Much better than playing a mobile game or reading anything else. There are gags, hijinks, numbers that go up, and even a plot and characters for the snobs to enjoy. What could be better?

Joke Corner

Fire Emblem Three Hopes? More like Fire Emblem Tree Ropes! For tire swings! I don't know. I'm just trying to manipulate search engine results.

Battletech Observational Humor

They're called Successor States, but they existed before the Star League. What's the deal with that?

A Sure Crowd Pleaser

Star Citizen! OK, you can laugh now.

Don't Think About This Though

Why do they call them the Forsaken when there are more than four of them???????

Addendum

Less sassy than their owners that is, not than the town guard or the stuffy noble who's about to get the starch taken out of those ruffles. Shouldn't be starching his ruffles anyway. What's this clown think he's doing?

Reason Corner

Thinking about it, shouldn't animal companions and magical weapons be less sassy on average? They don't need to accrue social status at the expense of their peers.

Punchline Corner

That's not my legendary sword!

What Qualifies As Adult Fantasy

Anything with napishting in it.