Decapolice Corner

Remember when that was supposed to come out in 2023? It didn't. The whole thing is very mysterious.

The End Approaches

It's your last chance to make something of the year. Too late, you say? That's where you're wrong. You can still beat a child at Trivial Pursuit. The satisfaction . . . the sense of superiority . . . it's what modern society is keeping from us. Take back your birthright.

2023 Is Still Here

I've been catching a lot of heat from the year after those things I said, so let's all say what we like about 2023. 0 is pretty classy, I think. There's mystery and intrigue in it, but also the chance for a new start. No wonder all those villains keep trying to return the world to it.

Goodbye to 2023

Now that the year's almost over, I can finally say something important. I think 2,023 is an ugly number. That 3 at the end is just no good. There's nothing on the front to balance it. 2,022 and 3,023 are both much better numbers, and 2,024 will be as well. 2,025 isn't great, but it's a small improvement.

Addendum

More likely, the murderer planted the 3 to discredit the victim's ability to come up with good numerals.

The Problem with 2023

3 is the worst numeral. So unsightly. It's like the guy making it stopped halfway through. Maybe he was murdered. What a mystery!