Addendum

The prurient parody version of Loom will feature a character named Throbbin Bedbare.

A Job Half-Done

If you wanted to write a porn parody of the latest Brandon Sanderson book, you probably start with Skin and, but I can't figure out the rest. Booty doesn't work, and neither does Couth.

Addendum

Maybe you should just do porn instead. Probably pays better.

Success in Marketing

Don't forget to have a bunch of porn made of your series before you publish it. And memes. And a wiki.