Addendum

Unfortunately Rangello Archman is only a 7/10, but that is not relevant to the example.

An Easy Way to Provide Character Descriptions

Instead of trying to come up with twenty different ways to say "blond" or "brunette," just give all your characters a ratings. For example: "Rangello Archman entered the room. He was an 8/10 easy, maybe a 9." This will save us all a lot of time we can use to watch edits of Simpsons jokes.