Saturday, October 21, 2023

Fantasy Apocalypse

The survivors have to live in their boring science fiction universe without magic or anything, just space elevators and wacky robots. How horrifying.

Friday, October 20, 2023

Addendum

A C thug is worth one battle clue, R 2, SR 4, and SSR 7. So get your wallets out, fellas.

Thursday, October 19, 2023

How Do We Bridge the Gap Between Action and Mystery?

Battle clues. Figure out the rest on your own. I don't know why you want that bridge in the first place. Can't sit still for a mystery? Come on.

Wednesday, October 18, 2023

Possibly Available for a Very Short Time Only

Make sure to play the new Gundam U.C. Engage mobile game. I hear the cool thing to do is pick the S Gundam and Roux, but quite frankly, I don't believe it matters.

Tuesday, October 17, 2023

The Newest Multimedia Franchise

Make it about CHARLEMAGNE but it's in the FUTURE and there are SPACE BATTLES and his flagship is named JOYEUSE.

Monday, October 16, 2023

New Ghost Era

The mood in the room was weighty, still, an elephant grown past easy handling. "Ladies. Gentlemen." The chairman did not try to relieve the seriousness. Doing so would have been futile. "The matter before us today is serious. Do we get rid of human ghosts?" The next person along the table nodded. "AI ghosts are much spookier."
The one after agreed. "Their utterances are impossible to follow but give the impression you can if you listen harder. Very spooky."
"They have the wrong number of everything. The more you stare, the worse they look."
"They don't rely on stale techniques like dripping blood or detaching their heads."
"People have started to feel bad for real ghosts instead of themselves."
All the way down the table and all the way back up, the opinion was unanimous. The decision was handed down, and soon all spirits trapped in this world were at last released from their torment to be replaced by AI ghosts. Thus shall it be forevermore.
Finis

Sunday, October 15, 2023

Saturday, October 14, 2023

About Star Trek: Infinite

It reminded me of something I've wanted to say for a long time. Stellaris? More like Smellaris! Thanks, Star Trek: Infinite.

Friday, October 13, 2023

A Long-Delayed Progression

We have to level fantasy up into fantaser or even fantasest. My suggestion: Dragons only, no humans. They have dragon swords!

Thursday, October 12, 2023