Thursday, October 31, 2024

Addendum

Another third are because of access roads, but this is true for California only when Perry Mason was practicing (before he became a judge or stepped down to practice again).

Wednesday, October 30, 2024

It's Almost Halloween

Did you remember to make out your wills? I advise against it. Do you know many people are murdered because they changed their wills so somebody kills them and destroys or hides the new will? About a third of all murder victims based on the literature.

Frightening Thought of the Day

A tree stump is just a zombie when you think about it.

Monday, October 28, 2024

Genre Confusion

Is a cozy mystery a story in which nobody much cares that somebody got murdered? That's the impression I've gotten, but maybe there's more to it. For instance, does it have to star Angela Lansbury? That could present problems for the subgenre in the future.

Sunday, October 27, 2024

The More Modern Prometheus

"I have created life!" the scientist proclaimed.
"That's great, though that sounds more like an engineering problem!" the crowd cheered.
"I have decided not to be evil," the scientist's creation announced.
"I really don't see why that was in question!" the crowd cheered.
The End

"That was an awfully short story."
"That's right. You're now trapped in a world where stories lack conflict . . . Forever! Muhahaha!"
"Nooooooo!"
Finis

Saturday, October 26, 2024

The Principles of Horror

"Any sufficiently scary moment is indistinguishable from a jump scare." - Artur E. Parte
"A fright is a jump scare with a legion of defenders." - Max Spinestrike
"I scare, you spook, he indulges in jump scares." - Bootrand Rustling

Friday, October 25, 2024

How to incorporate a Maze Into Your Story

Just draw one. People like those placemats, right? Draw a little maze your readers can try to win by tracing a path with their fingers. They'll start from the end of course, but they'll still feel closer to the character who has to navigate it.

Thursday, October 24, 2024

Illustrating the Different Branches of Speculative Fiction

In science fiction, the AI supercar is smarter than its driver.
In fantasy, the intelligent demon sword is more powerful than its wielder.
In alt history, the Nazis won World War 2.

Wednesday, October 23, 2024

Tuesday, October 22, 2024

Science Fiction Troubles

It's easy to imagine a better skyscraper or spaceship, but what's a better tank? They're already perfect.