"There is no doubt the recent attacks in this station are not terrorism or rioting but rather sabotage by our rivals, Ad Astra Design. There is no doubt also that we have so far found no way to retaliate. Their headquarters is on Satellite 8 on the other side of the planet, and no major facility of theirs is within our reach." Vice President Perrault of Mackenzie Extraplanetary Engineering paused, though he anticipated no argument. The facts were clear enough. Only his conclusion would seem unorthodox. "The solution is simple, gentlemen: Love."
"This is no time for jokes, Perrault."
"You mean seduce someone for infiltration?"
"That's not the kind of merger we do here, Perrault."
The vice president pointed to a display. "Gentlemen, I said love and I meant it. Observe." The display blinked on and showed a gigantic cylinder which had been hauled to one of Mackenzie's docking platforms. "Gentlemen, our engineers have demystified the essentials of love and produced this enormous Love Cannon which focuses the power of love into a destructive beam. Just as love transcends time and space, so too does our destructive ability. We can bypass the planet between and strike AAD directly."
"Genius!"
"Madness!"
"I still think this whole thing is a prank."
"Interesting. When will we see a test?"
"A test, gentlemen? The tests are done. We are firing the cannon now." As he spoke, the cylinder whirred and a pink glow surrounded it for a moment before a similarly pink beam stretched out in front of it and disappeared. Perrault activated another display which showed the planetary monopoly news channel at all times.
"This is unbelievable, but we have just received reports that Satellite 8, housing millions, is . . . well, it's just gone. More on this as it develops."
Vice President Perrault turned off the news and turned back to the meeting. "Well then, gentlemen. What should Mackenzie Extraplanetary Engineering do with our colossal Love Cannon next?" In that question, everyone gathered heard the start of a new era.
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